Enjoy the best quotes / moments from The Big Bang Theory’s episode ‘The Comic-Con Conundrum’. ‘The Comic-Con Conundrum’ is the 17th episode of season ten.



Rajesh Koothrappali: I have a card for emergencies that I pay for myself.
Sheldon Cooper: What emergency happened at the L.A. Zoo?
Rajesh Koothrappali: That’s a penguin I sponsor. They’re losing their homes to global warming, and my car gets, like, seven miles a gallon, so I felt bad.


Howard Wolowitz: What if there’s someone who just likes controlling other people and stealing joy from their lives?
Sheldon Cooper: He sounds like a sociopath.
Leonard Hofstadter: We don’t know, his mother never had him tested.
Sheldon Cooper: You’re talking about me. Very funny. Although I would enjoy drawing up a budget and forcing Raj to adhere to it without an ounce of compassion.
Penny Hofstadter: Wait, wait, who’s gonna break it to the penguin?


Howard Wolowitz: You actually think Penny will have fun at Comic-Con?
Leonard Hofstadter: No. Which will make me miserable, which is usually Sheldon’s job.


Howard Wolowitz: Oh, she’s sexy, she can cook. I’m such a lucky guy.
Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: You want something stupid, or you did something stupid?


Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: You said you were gonna do all this stuff for me, right?
Howard Wolowitz: Yeah.
Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: See where I’m going with this?
Howard Wolowitz: Yeah.
Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: If you don’t know how to make lasagna, Google does.


Penny Hofstadter (to Amy)You know, he’s always making an effort to do things with me he doesn’t enjoy, like going outside.


Rajesh Koothrappali: I’m looking to make extra money and was wondering if you had any chores I could do.
Howard Wolowitz: Hang on. Bernie, can I outsource my chores to an Indian guy?
Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: No.
Howard Wolowitz: I tried.


Sheldon Cooper (to Leonard)I’m always honest with Amy. The other day she said she was self-conscious about the beauty mark on her shoulder, and I said, “You know, you can call that a beauty mark all you want. When there’s hair growing out of it, that’s a mole.”
Leonard Hofstadter: Do you think she’s as honest with you?
Sheldon Cooper: I should hope so. When she called me an insensitive jerk, I’d like to think she meant it.


Sheldon Cooper: Prepare for a long night of deceit.
Amy Farrah Fowler: Sheldon, women can wear makeup, it’s not lying.
Sheldon Cooper: I was talking about Leonard. And if makeup is so truthful, why is it called “concealer”?


Sheldon Cooper (to Amy)You set ’em up, I knock ’em down, good job.


Amy Farrah Fowler: So you’re not going to Comic-Con?
Rajesh Koothrappali: I’ve been plenty of times. If I miss one, it’s fine. I’m a big boy.
Sheldon Cooper: I’m a big boy, and if I missed one, I’d throw a big-boy tantrum.


Sheldon Cooper (to Amy)Well, maybe what’s in my pants will change your mind. It’s a list of this year’s panelists. It’s long, isn’t it?

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