13 BEST THE BIG BANG THEORY QUOTES FROM ‘THE LONG DISTANCE DISSONANCE’

1.

Amy Farrah Fowler: It’s so strange, earlier today I ended a sentence with a preposition and you weren’t there to correct my grammar.
Sheldon Cooper: I’m sorry you had to go through that.
Amy Farrah Fowler: In fact, that’s when I started to really miss you.
Sheldon Cooper: You know you just split an infinitive.
Amy Farrah Fowler: Did I? Are you gonna teach me a lesson?
Sheldon Cooper: I am. It is naughty to put an adverb between the word “to” and the verb stem.
Amy Farrah Fowler: What are you gonna do about it?
Sheldon Cooper: I’m going to admonish you.
Amy Farrah Fowler: Vigorously?
Sheldon Cooper: That’s the only kind of admonishing I do.

2.

Sheldon Cooper: Dr. Nowitzki’s going to tell me about the work she did at CERN. And she brought me this duty-free Toblerone.
Leonard Hofstadter: Oh. I love those.
Sheldon Cooper: Let’s sit somewhere else.
Rajesh Koothrappali: What just happened?
Howard Wolowitz: A stranger just lured Sheldon away with a candy bar.

3.

Sheldon Cooper: So, tell me about your scalar dark energy experiment.
Ramona Nowitzki: Not ’til you tell me about your latest paper on quantum loop theory.
Sheldon Cooper: Oh. You must be one of those dessert before dinner people.
Leonard Hofstadter: He just made her laugh, something’s wrong.
Rajesh Koothrappali: Do you see the way she’s looking at him?
Howard Wolowitz: Yeah. Like Bernadette used to look at me.
Rajesh Koothrappali: I keep telling you, close the bathroom door.

4.

Leonard Hofstadter: Ah, did you see that? She just touched his hand and he didn’t swat it away. What is happening?
Howard Wolowitz: Okay, the simplest explanation is usually the right one.
Rajesh Koothrappali: Which is?
Howard Wolowitz: That ain’t Sheldon.

5.

Penny Hofstadter: Do you think living with Amy has somehow stirred up Sheldon’s… sexual appetite?
Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Ugh. How can you think that? Why would you even put those words together?

6.

Amy Farrah Fowler: I gave you one job! Keep an eye on him. How hard is that?
Penny Hofstadter: We thought you meant not letting him run out into traffic.
Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Which he only did once.

7.

Amy Farrah Fowler: I gave you one job! Keep an eye on him. How hard is that?
Penny Hofstadter: We thought you meant not letting him run out into traffic.
Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Which he only did once.

8.

Leonard Hofstadter: You actually got in a pool?
Sheldon Cooper: I was scared, but I told myself it’s just a big bathtub. Then I got
scared again ’cause there are all these strangers in my bathtub.

9.

(Sheldon showing Dr. Nowitzki his letters from famous people)
Sheldon Cooper: They’re from many famous people. See? Oh, like this one. This is from Patrick Stewart. It says if I come to his house again, I get to meet his dogs.

10.

Sheldon Cooper: Hey, I hate to break up the party, but Amy says I’m tired and have to go to bed.

11.

Ramona Nowitzki: Walk me to my car?
Sheldon Cooper: Of course.
Penny Hofstadter: We’ll all go. (all go down the stairs with Sheldon and Ramona in front)
Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Excuse me. (gets in front of Ramona)
Penny Hofstadter: Pardon. I just need to… yeah. (gets in front of Ramona too, pushing her away from Sheldon, eventually Ramona is walking last and Sheldon quickly runs in front to be first)
Sheldon Cooper: That was fun. It was like Mario Kart.

12.

Sheldon Cooper: Dr. Nowitzki’s just a friend. In fact, I wouldn’t have even noticed she’s a woman if she hadn’t worn that bathing suit that highlighted her bosom.
Penny Hofstadter: Okay. Um… let’s try this. Think of yourself as one of those limited edition toys people like to collect.
Sheldon Cooper: I already do.
Penny Hofstadter: Well, then you get it.
Sheldon Cooper: Because there’s only one of me, I’m more valuable.
Penny Hofstadter: Right.
Sheldon Cooper: Although, Amy’s already taken me out of my package and played with me.

13.

Sheldon Cooper: Question: are you seeking a romantic relationship with me?
Ramona Nowitzki: What if I were?
Sheldon Cooper: Well, that would raise a number of problems. We’re colleagues. I’m currently in a relation… (Ramona kisses him) Excuse me a moment. (Sheldon leaves the office, gets into a taxi going into airport, flies into New Jersey and knocks on Amy’s door) Amy. Amy. Amy. (Amy opens the door to Sheldon kneeling on one knee with a ring) Will you marry me?